1. Jamie Mackie: QPR fans know this song very well:
Boy, can that lad Jamie Mackie run! He runs down the left. He runs down the right. He runs down the middle. Got a lost cause? Mackie will chase it. I admit folks that he is one of the most hardworking players ever to have graced the Premier League, but that’s not his job. He hardly failed to “find” ( that’s a better word for him instead of hit) the target and perhaps goes down in the books as one of the worst ever to play in the center forward role. As for stats, at one point of time he had an “astonishing record” of scoring just two goals in 1637 minutes on the pitch. Phew, that will take some beating!